ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
You cant draw hands well because your hands get jealous when you try to draw pics of other hands its like Fuck no i dont likeit when you draw other hands . thats why its easy to make a hand print with paint on a piece of paper but its hard to draw hands. Jealous hands. Greedy
my interpretation of Elsa’s “Let it go”
“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf
Learning the hard way.
That teacher rocks
My sediments exactly.
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
They don’t do much
this is the fucking funniest thing ever
LOOK at it though
"just put it in australia"
Heimdall being badass. x
"I brought that back, I threw it in there," she [Elizabeth Banks] said of the line, which was unscripted. "I did it, and Francis called cut, and I went over to him, and said, ‘You have to keep that in the movie, because the fans will go bananas.’ "
I KNEW IT WAS IMPROV I COULD FEEL IT
to my friends and family who deal with self-harm
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS